Marcy Playground had the right idea when they sang about "sex and candy". Sex should be fun and people should use whatever they can to make it better. Who doesn't enjoy licking chocolate syrup off a body? Who didn't find it sexy when Ali Larter wore nothing but a whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues? And, let's face it, blow jobs are so much better for the person giving them when a cock tastes like a lollipop because of flavored lube (Watermelon Sex Tarts is a personal fave). But, sex and bacon???
Last week, some friends got into a discussion about porn that somehow led to someone (who wants to be known as "Little Miss Sexilicious") stating that she would love to just lay back and eat bacon during sex, while her boytoy does all the work. Now, maybe I am a little closed minded on this one because bacon tends to gross me out a bit...but bacon? Seriously?
Even the guys were a bit grossed out by the idea...and those guys do love them some bacon. So, this started me thinking about what the criteria are for edible enhancements. What makes a food appealing to use during sex? What makes it absolutely disgusting to use during sex? Is it a regional thing? Personally, I'd be quite grossed out by raw fish and sex, but the Japanese are fans of eating sushi off a naked body...and you know those Geisha girls are not there strictly for conversation.
Some people enjoy edible underwear. I never understood the point of those, so if someone could please explain it to me, I'd appreciate it. I used to wear candy necklaces because I love the feeling of someone biting my neck...or lots of someones biting my neck throughout the day...high school and college were fun. One of my former roommates used to wrap her boyfriend's cock in a Fruit Rollup (guess he wasn't big enough for a Fruit By the Foot...hehe) before going down on him. And, other people I know have used ice cream or water ice on their girlfriends' nipples. Still, all of these things are sweet.
The more I try to think about something that would fall even close to bacon, the more at a loss I become. Can someone please jump in here? Anyone? Anyone??
Questions
-What makes a food appealing to use during sex?
-What makes a food absolutely gross to use during sex?
-Does this differ by region?
-What foods have you used to enhance sexual activities? How did you use them?
Cherry flavored cherry,
Evil Temptress
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I'd like to make a distinction here: I wasn't suggesting that bacon be included in the realm of foods to be used during sex... in the same way something like chocolate syrup might, for example. I'm not saying someone should rub bacon all over them or get it on on a bed of hot bacon strips. I was simply pointing out that bacon is delicious and if there was a way to eat some bacon, lie back and get pleasured, that didn't sound like a bad time. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, on the same topic: I would like to remind people that when using things like whipped cream, think moderation. Nothing kills a moment like feeling nauseated from bingeing on too much sweet topping and having a sticky face to boot. Use small amounts and keep a warm wash cloth near by to wipe down.