Dead Hooker Storage?

Hey everyone! Welcome to what will hopefully become one of the most offensive blogs on the web. You may have noticed the interesting name...in fact that is probably what caught your attention and sent you frantically clicking to get here. Sorry to disappoint you, but you cannot store your dead hookers on this website (faxing people through wormholes and Wonkavision have not been invented yet...as far as I know). You can, however, voice your real opinions about the questions that will constantly be posted here. Please make sure to give yourself a clever nickname, though. You wouldn't want your real thoughts to catch up with you and cause you to be fired from a job (for example, people are uncomfortable with knowing that teachers are real adults with real adult needs and thoughts).

So, why is this blog called Dead Hooker Storage? Well, Dead Hooker Storage is the awesomest, dirtiest, and most clever trivia team in the history of Trivia Kings (even though most of us also play kickball on a team known as the Shockers, that blog name was already taken). We're probably the team most in need of psychiatric help. As most teams do their best to focus on the perfectly normal trivia questions or kickball games, our minds wander and create some odd questions that most people are too embarassed to answer. Let's face it, most people do not really want to be connected to the sick shit going on in their heads. So, on this blog, all answers must be submitted either anonymously or with really good nicknames. We don't want to know who you are. We want to be impressed by how twisted the world really is. And, maybe, we want to get some good ideas to use behind closed doors (or in parking garages, changing rooms, offices, synagogues, churches, libraries, under the boardwalk...and then for wherever we go the next day).

**Warning: While most questions will be shockers, some will actually be tame. Aaaaaagggghhhhh! When tame questions happen, do not be alarmed. It is perfectly natural. We must all pass down the wisdom of the ages. Inform the less informed (and enjoy your cradle robbing or cougar experiences much more down the line).

Please enjoy your experience on Dead Hooker Storage. Reading and posting is encouraged! We want this experience to be as hands-on as you'd like. ;-)